Ok, so now for our very first study hall story! I had to root through a dozen before I finally found one appropriate enough to post online.
There once was a lesbian named Paris Hilton. She went to jail. Then she had sex with Nicole on MTV. She said, "That's hot," after. Then they got out of jail after a whole four days! *gasp!* Then they threw a fit, for less food, because they were getting FAT!!!!! So they got no food, and complained again and had a bitch fight with a hot guard named Pete Wentz. Pete lost. So she was given the worst punishment- isolation from her cellphone! And her dog. The dog was so happy, he humped Pete's leg. Then Paris had sex with her dog and guard simultaneously... Then Pete let her go. OMG DRAMA. But the dog stayed with Pete and Paris got a cat instead.
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