I was looking through my old saved documents, and had a good laugh at this, even though I have no idea who wrote it. It's way too great to be mine! Anyone want to claim it?
I burned off half my eyebrow and
I went to a pirate formal
Where my eyebrow looked normal
And I made out with the marching band.
I got drunk in an M&M bath with my rubber duck
I jumped out of the bath and married a gay man in Vegas.
We spent our wedding night in the hotel of Pegasus.
At Panda Express my fortune cookie predicted good luck.
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